"Boy, you wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar?"
"... the nougat?"
"Bert, what the hell is that?"
"Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels."
"Why would you wanna kill squirrels?"
"cuz they're gay."
"Bert, don't be a fucking retard."
"I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill em either way."
